I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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