Do vagina's smell?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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