D3 body, D1 cock
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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