So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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