one two three fourrrrnication!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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