I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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