My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My cat gives me a boner
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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