i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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