yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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