I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.