I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?