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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.

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• (510): View more from California

  Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.

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• (310): View more from California

  she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?

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  Yupp. And someone's bleeding

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station

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• (415): View more from California

  Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.

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