whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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