I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.