well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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