I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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