Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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