she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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