The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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