i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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