How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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