I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
