Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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