Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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