I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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