yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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