How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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