butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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