One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I will pee on everything he values.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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