Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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