David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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