your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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