I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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