I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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