What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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