I think i peed on brittanys purse
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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