IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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