2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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