I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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