after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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