grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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