Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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