just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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