we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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