You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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