A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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