Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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