i used baking grease as lip gloss
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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