Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We got so high we made milksteak
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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