Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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