That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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