when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I puked a lego.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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