FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
