Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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