I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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