Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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