drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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