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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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• (212): View more from New York

  Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere

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  it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man

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  He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You working tonight?

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  Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think he just caught a duck in mid flight

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.

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