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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever

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• (760): View more from California

  The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I think you may want to look into that...

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.

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