i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.