Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.