Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird