Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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