whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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